Tree Huggers now want me to wear underwear made from pine clippings…has this gone too far?
Would YOU…
1. Wear underwear made of PINE CLIPPINGS?
Linpur Lingerie
2. Meet someone on greensingles.com?
3. Porn site that gives 80% of profits to nature preservation?
( go to Redbook magazine page 90)
4. Use organic cotton sheets?
5. Lambskin condoms?
6. Rechargable vibrator instead of batteries?
OKAY – you get the idea…GREEN IN THE BEDROOM
Is this crazy or what? Over-the-top?
I have 1000 thread count organic cotton sheets and I love them. Had them BEFORE this article though.
February 3rd, 2010 at 10:14 am
Porn sites are advertised in Red book? At least they are somewhat non profit. The guy from the pinecone underwear company hasn’t come to my house yet to confiscate my undies, is there any way you can get yours back? Did they hold you down as they forced them onto you? What a horror story!! Lock up your daughters before they are forced to use a rechargeable vibrator!! Swat those lambskin condoms from your son’s hand and tell him to use latex even if he is allergic to it, it will toughen him up!!
My wife painted our bedroom purple, so a green bedroom would be a nice change.
February 3rd, 2010 at 10:22 am
Fine, let them spend a day with pine clippings poking their crotchal region and then they can tell me all about it.
February 3rd, 2010 at 11:13 am
Well, keep in mind, any means you can help reduce demand saves energy – and thus helps save the lives of SOldiers, victims of terror, coal miners, etc.
“Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country”.
Are you willing to sacrifice or change habit if it means a more secure and properous nation?
No one is making you do anything – only providing you choices.
February 3rd, 2010 at 11:26 am
1. Sure, if they were comfortable. They already make underwear with bamboo in it.
2. Nope.
3. Nope.
4. I already do.
5. No.
6. If I used a vibrator, yea.
It’s not crazy or over the top, just a lifestyle change. Do you think a car that runs on vegetable oil instead of gasoline is over the top? A rechargeable electric car over the top?
February 3rd, 2010 at 11:38 am
I wonder what PETA thinks of the lamb skin condoms.
February 3rd, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Why is it crazy — Conservatives are always trying to control what goes on in the bedroom. Why not make it environmentally friendly?
February 3rd, 2010 at 3:12 pm
whatever happened to the “conserve” in conservative
February 3rd, 2010 at 6:14 pm
Certainly you are smart enough to understand the difference between a marketing technique and the environmental movement . . .
February 3rd, 2010 at 7:01 pm
Couple that with only using 2 squares of toilet paper and you’ve got a problem.
February 3rd, 2010 at 7:47 pm
1) Uh, no. Cotton Hanes briefs for me. And I have 3 kids, no, it doesn’t significantly affect sperm count.
2) I’ve been with white women, black women, brown women, tan women – never a green woman. Green Eyed Lady, maybe..
3) I guess people who go to that site get a real “woody” eh?
4) Depends on threadcount and style – I really like the hotel-stripe sheets, I just go a towel set.
5) Know what I don’t understand about condoms – they label them like baby’s clothes. You know how baby’s clothes that say 1 year actually fit at 6 months and you’re supposed to be happy that your baby is growing, but they fit ALL babies at six months, that’s how they label them – - why do they do that with condoms, to make guys feel like their thing is bigger? The “extra large” ones I can’t squeeze into.
6) Wouldn’t know. Ask my ex wife.
February 3rd, 2010 at 8:02 pm
Haha! No I wouldn’t! I would go without first! I keep waiting for the democrats to tax sex.
February 3rd, 2010 at 8:23 pm
Pine clipping UNDERWEAR?!? OUCH!
February 3rd, 2010 at 8:50 pm
1. Ridiculous notion, amazing what will get made these days.
2. Maybe there are singles out there who only want to meet like minded singles. Not too crazy, but getting there..
3. Well, it’s actually not a bad idea. We all know that porn sites make money, why not have the money go to a worthy cause.
4. yeah, they cost more, too.
5. Condoms used to be made of lamb intestine, I think. not that much of stretch.
6. You can have the recharger on your bedside table. Those batteries do cost more, but they last longer…
This is my take, but I get your meaning.
February 3rd, 2010 at 9:20 pm
1) I go commando
2) I’m happily married
3) Porn is porn
4) Organic cotton sheets are probably safer from a chemical standpoint
5) Lambskin condoms do NOT protect against STDs
6) Rechargable would be cheaper in the long run….depending on how much you use it…
Over all, this seems pretty tame for those ALREADY over the top.